liciablovely:hogwarts-express:twilightfails:
1. Tell them that RPattz was ours first.
2. When watching the movie, say ‘CEDRIC, IS THAT YOU!? I THOUGHT VOLDEMORT KILLED YOU!’
3. When people talk about how fierce Edward is, tell them that Harry could totally kick his ass.
4. Tell them that Harry Potter’s good enough to have a video game.
5. Tell them that Harry Potter’s good enough to have a theme park.
6. Dress up as voldemort and go see twilight, yelling ‘KILL THE SPARE!’
7. Tell them that Harry Potter has made and always will make more money than Twilight.
8. Tell them that Twilight will never overtake Bible sales.
9. Tell them they won’t be fans after the series is over, but HP fans will always live on.
10. Just plain tell them that Harry Potter is better is many, many ways.
don’t tell them anything, just let them wallow in their utter fail.
LOL. damn right to the heart
